Here’s my alternative list if the college thing doesn’t work out:
1. A Princess. Preferably one who’s already been rescued by Prince Charming, lives in a palace, has a beautiful white horse and a step mother and sisters behind bars.
2. A Ballerina. A graceful one. Who gets the lead in Swan Lake. Because she’s better and prettier than everyone else.
3. A Movie Star. So I can meet Johnny Depp. Duh!
4. Hannah Montana. Except I can’t stand Hannah Montana. So maybe I’ll just be a pop star like Hannah Montana. Only I’ll sing better.
5. A Fairy. Like Tinkerbell. Well, technically she’s a Pixie, but I’ll settle for either.
6. Ooooh! A Fairy Princess! Even better! Magical powers AND my own kingdom! Rock on!!
7. Justin Bieber’s Girlfriend. Isn’t that what all the little girls want right now?
8. An Olympic Gymnast. I’d kill to be in great shape again.
9. A Concert Pianist. Only I’d have to start practicing again and who wants to do that?
10. Willy Wonka. Oh yeah! Mostly because I want an Oompa Loompa but mainly so I can eat all the candy I want and travel by glass elevator.
Desperately Seeking Solitude 